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I like clothes, you know. I dig fabrics. One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s like, ‘Hey, there’s an asshole.’ But when you’re in the woods you’re like, ‘Is there an asshole out here?’ They look like trees.Demetri Martin (via fyeahdemetrimartin)
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Raising your voice: the next best thing to being right.Demetri Martin (via darnitmeritme)
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this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
reblog everytime
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tv, fantasy novels, and chamber music, among other things
