Time is making fools of us again.

I am fucking obsessive about my fingernails being as short as possible. I cut them like three times a week. It just ~feels so good~ to play with as short as possible nails, the pads of your fingers are all padded and idk it’s like a mental thing too I wish I could get them to stay permanently as short as possible what if I got them surgically removed

“I didn’t say it’s not here,” Remus tries to say patiently. “All I said was there’s a spider in my trousers.” 

“I think there is always a spider in your trousers,” Sirius replies. 

my dad on darren criss: “he’s got some real jack-o-lantern eyebrows”

i was doing the dishes so i put glee music on shuffle which i haven’t done in a really long time and here are some things i rediscovered

• pretty/unpretty is so lovely, omg
• light up the world is such a jam
• hello is so, so beautiful, they both sound so great and their voices are perfect together
• rolling in the deep is the best arrangement to ever have been on glee 
• sorry ru, jar of hearts is and will forever be my favorite lea song it’s beautiful and perfect and i love it

k queuing now

totally going on a banff/lake louise spam right now brb

just listened to one direction for the first time to see what all the fuss was about. hmm…